Janer - new Promoter??

[krama]

Janer - we need a new hard core promoter down in Vic!!

Sick of seeing Tariks bull****!!

Must have following: *Love Ozkan like a God (yes)
*Have more than 1000 posts on forum (yes)
*be able to stir up controversy (YES!!)

How about it Janer?? we'll all back you up and be your bodyguard thugs!! (you need to supply the ****arse ear pieces and the thick gold chains)
I'll organise a cheer squad full of young bimbos - you can choose one for dessert after the fights
You can use my backyard to kick it all off if you want - my dad can throw a lamb on the spit for the fans, my mum can provide nappisan cleaned towels for the cornermen - and my uncle Jimmy can lend you his immaculate 72 Ford LTD to use as Limos -
Paul C can be perched on top of either the Olive or Lemon tree in the back yard and take some great overhead shots - he can use the 55 / 300watt flood lights my uncle Con pinched from SEC way back -
and to top it all off I'll get Mario Malano - the old wrestling king to be the ref - he used to own a pizza shop in the area

[JANER]

Well call me Jan Hardcore buddy! I guess if Tariks want to give up promoting, I know I can be a one band wagon!

Who else can stirr and promote hype for a fight? Who else gets people nerves skye high? of COurse its me! But without the help of all you forums members, I wouldnt exist! I would be just talking to my self all the time!

Well how would I run a promotion. Well Seriously I would start my own Gym. I will travel to many other places looking for young fighters who have the potential to make it big. I would not only look for stars, but fighters who dont look flashy but ones in which can be competitive. Without the youth there is no future!

Well when it come to the promotion, first of all ladies are free! hehe Men just make up for the difference. lol The chicks dont have to pay a cent for a seat, they just gotta side on our laps. hehe

Between rounds there are free cocktails of drink delivered via strippers with mad arse flouro coloured G strings. If you give them a tip, you my get a lap dance. Sex sells! More Sex and more people will attend!

As for the memories, Mr Paul C can take all the happy snaps. He is one tall giant and can take any picture from any angle.. hehe Then he could compile it and mad it available for sale!

And Krama your my sidekick, dont worry about the gold or the suits. We can just walk around naked. What you see is what you get! lol lol

I might even incorperate Kens Kebabs to open up a caravan right beside the ring. Hey, fighters get hungry to!

And who ever wins the fight, they get to sleep witht the ring girls. Which will start directly after the fights. XXX show. Awesome stuff!

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"Seriously, What the HELL did you expect?"

[paul c]

Kebab Caravan by the ring.

Sounds good to me dude.
Hey, can you sit me near the cardgirls please.

[Shane]

THat sounds like a mad fight night janer. I would put my hand up to fight on that show for sure.... LOL

[shacols]

you should also make it a rule,that all shacol's get first choice of ring girls.
just to get all the shacols to the event,you never know could be a few of em around. hope not.<img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>

[sniffa]

But to be like tarik u need to be egotistical..meniacle..big headed and think the sun not only shines outta ya ass but if it doesnt shine bright enough u can carry on like a spoilt brat stamp ya feet,TELL it u want a re-match and buy it if it doesnt do wot u want

[sirbillyg]

Can i b the guy dressed as a pimp collecting the tickets at front door.
LOL
my login at tarik forum works here
mad

[JANER]

You guys are a laugh. Ok, I can start my next show in about 3months. Who needs sponsors when I got you guys? lol

Please forward $15,000 each to my account:

Acc No - 23128 3213 3123
BSB - 1281 123

Lets get the show rolling!

NB: Any chick/girlfriend you lend out to me please deduct $1 from you part payment.

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"Seriously, What the HELL did you expect?"

[Shane]

Do you take american express.

[smokin]

ultimate promotions john scida should have fox shows or vukovic
then they to could spend money on better main events like evan vs chopper or arther vs mkinnon( stew or steve) or evan vs alexi
end of the day money 4 value is you pay $30 for ten fights thats $3 a fight $1.50 each fighter<img src=icon_smile_cool.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle>

jo

[koko]

Pathetic!
Victoria this is a load of crap!
Clean your act. Everyone is laughing at you

[koko]

Pathetic!
Victoria this is a load of crap!
Clean your act. Everyone is laughing at you

[koko]

Pathetic!
Victoria this is a load of crap!
Clean your act. Everyone is laughing at you