View Full Version : OT: Things that do not make you tough
Matt Hammer
29-02-2008, 06:08 PM
I'm tired of all the hardcore blokes you see around these days. Everyone has a chip on their shoulder and is trying to act tough. So here's a list of things that don’t make a person tough. Feel free to add:
1 Being fat
2 Being ugly
3 Being bald
4 Tattoos
5 Smoking
6 Drinking
7 Swearing
8 Wearing a muay thai / tapout etc clothes
9 A big mouth
10 Riding a motorbike
11 a singlet or muscle shirt
Matt Hammer
29-02-2008, 06:11 PM
12 A black belt in 99% of martial arts
13 A mohawk
14 a loud car
Jackfrost
29-02-2008, 06:22 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matt Hammer
I'm tired of all the hardcore blokes you see around these days. Everyone has a chip on their shoulder and is trying to act tough. So here's a list of things that don’t make a person tough. Feel free to add:
1 Being fat
2 Being ugly
3 Being bald
4 Tattoos
5 Smoking
6 Drinking
7 Swearing
8 Wearing a muay thai / tapout etc clothes
9 A big mouth
10 Riding a motorbike
11 a singlet or muscle shirt
Otherwise known as 'tough stickers'
Hironaka
29-02-2008, 06:25 PM
Having the name Trent
Listening to Usher
Hating Top Gun
Not drinking Alcohol
promoboss
29-02-2008, 06:47 PM
So Matt Hammer I take it you will be in Sydney this weekend for Mardi Gras with the rest of your special friends LOL LOL just joking mate
promoboss
29-02-2008, 06:51 PM
quote:I'm tired of all the hardcore blokes you see around these days. Everyone has a chip on their shoulder and is trying to act tough. So here's a list of things that don’t make a person tough. Feel free to add:
I have just changed them up a bit too suite myself:
1 Being a little bit fat - my fault I love my food
3 Being bald - not my fault
4 Tattoos - gotta love them when they mean something
6 Drinking - not as much as scottya
8 Wearing a muay thai / tapout etc clothes - cause they're so comfy
11 a singlet or muscle shirt - cause Ecks has all the salmon ones
Hellfighter
29-02-2008, 07:11 PM
being fat, bald and ugly pretty much accounts for 67% of the Aussie males
bajnh
29-02-2008, 07:29 PM
Come on - everyone knows tattoos increase your fighting ability, thats why all fighters have them.
Forget the art - it's pure strength!
quick_elbow86
29-02-2008, 07:29 PM
1. Fighting 6 on 1
2. Bandanas
3. Calling everyone u meet bra
4. Claiming u used to be Australian Champion in "MOO TIE"
5. Death staring or yelling insults from a MOVING car.
6. American related gang status.. THIS IS AUSTRALIA NOT LA!! Throw ya dubs up elsewhere! haha
Weird hairstyles cant explain but there are a few that look tough because of their hair stylle
even being bald makes you look tough
Micko
01-03-2008, 12:00 AM
Maybe ur the "hardcore" bloke. Going looking for these attributes and automatically steriotyping people. Its in your head mate read Briggs's book.
Hellfighter
01-03-2008, 01:22 AM
I have always liked the lead in to any arguement... I USED TO KNOW!
DazMon
01-03-2008, 02:06 AM
Whats this thread for?
Hellfighter
01-03-2008, 02:46 AM
crap talking
imported_n/a
01-03-2008, 03:03 AM
So what DOES make you tough then???? Im not fat but Im ugly, (going) bald, used to ride bikes, swear, have a big mouth and have a tattoo, I thought i qualified....you've broken my heart.
Aaron Kerr
01-03-2008, 03:06 AM
Suddenly, I don't feel so tough anymore :-D
Phreak
01-03-2008, 07:58 AM
quote:Originally posted by heavy
So what DOES make you tough then???? Im not fat but Im ugly, (going) bald, used to ride bikes, swear, have a big mouth and have a tattoo, I thought i qualified....you've broken my heart.
1. Waxing your legs
2. Wearing Life Be In IT T-Shirts to funerals
3. Facial Hair
4. Sun Glasses at night
5. Farting in front of females
Richie
01-03-2008, 08:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter
being fat, bald and ugly pretty much accounts for 67% of the Aussie males
Hahaha classic!
Having arguments about fighters or fights on internet forums safe from your computer chair but never done any training or sparring yourself.
DazMon
01-03-2008, 10:17 AM
Oooh yeah JW!
Viper
01-03-2008, 12:28 PM
Bagging people because they are different.....
Sharon
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 03:11 PM
thats it im getting advanced hair,getting my tattoos removed,getting rid of all my vas,gym and thai boxing t-shirts,startt not swaering,trowing away my singlets and sell my car just so i can be like you MH ......and all this time i thought i was the **** ....:(
buddy your a [:o)]
Matt Hammer
01-03-2008, 04:12 PM
quote:Originally posted by LXXIX
thats it im getting advanced hair,getting my tattoos removed,getting rid of all my vas,gym and thai boxing t-shirts,startt not swaering,trowing away my singlets and sell my car just so i can be like you MH ......and all this time i thought i was the **** ....:(
buddy your a [:o)]
Mate your the clown. Why dont you just walk around with a meagaphone blaring i do muay thai? You know its all over compensating
Viper
01-03-2008, 05:19 PM
quote:Originally posted by LXXIX
thats it im getting advanced hair,getting my tattoos removed,getting rid of all my vas,gym and thai boxing t-shirts,startt not swaering,trowing away my singlets and sell my car just so i can be like you MH ......and all this time i thought i was the **** ....:(
buddy your a [:o)]
LMAO, I thought I was tough to but alas I'm not[xx(]
Shaz
Viper
01-03-2008, 05:23 PM
A megaphone is abit over the top, but how is a muscle shirt with "I DO MUAY THAI" printed on it, would that be OK?
Shaz
P.S. Relax MH...
Life is about differances, if we were all the same how bored we all would be..........
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 05:36 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matt Hammer
quote:Originally posted by LXXIX
thats it im getting advanced hair,getting my tattoos removed,getting rid of all my vas,gym and thai boxing t-shirts,startt not swaering,trowing away my singlets and sell my car just so i can be like you MH ......and all this time i thought i was the **** ....:(
buddy your a [:o)]
Mate your the clown. Why dont you just walk around with a meagaphone blaring i do muay thai? You know its all over compensating
Where you picked on alot as a child where does this built up hate for the over weight ,the not so attractive,the people who suffer from hair loss,people who get tattoos cause they choose to ,the 98% of AUSTRALIANS that drink,the people such as JWP,DAWSON and PREACHER who wear thai boxing /vas or any other off there clothing there sponsars give them,what is with it there must be a explination
Jackfrost
01-03-2008, 05:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matt Hammer
quote:Originally posted by LXXIX
thats it im getting advanced hair,getting my tattoos removed,getting rid of all my vas,gym and thai boxing t-shirts,startt not swaering,trowing away my singlets and sell my car just so i can be like you MH ......and all this time i thought i was the **** ....:(
buddy your a [:o)]
Mate your the clown. Why dont you just walk around with a meagaphone blaring i do muay thai? You know its all over compensating
So JWP shouldn't walk around with a Boonchu shirt on then?
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 05:39 PM
i have a black eye at the moment curtousy off my trainers perfectly timed uppercut......... so does that give me tough guy points
Viper
01-03-2008, 05:44 PM
Depends on if the skin is broken or not, Tough= Skin broken (provided you didn't cry)
Not Tough= Skin not broken, then you aplied Lorel skin revital asap..
Shaz
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 05:48 PM
it swelled a little and there where no tears.........this time
:D:D:D
Viper
01-03-2008, 05:51 PM
quote:Originally posted by LXXIX
it swelled a little and there where no tears.........this time
:D:D:D
Well your not tough, but getting close, see if you can get the skin broken next time, but dont cry.
Shaz
gvmartialarts
01-03-2008, 06:03 PM
Well how on earth do you show you are tough then?
It must be like showing you are cool by not not trying to be cool?
I am confused now.
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 06:10 PM
quote:Originally posted by Sor.NakSooMuayThai
Well how on earth do you show you are tough then?
It must be like showing you are cool by not not trying to be cool?
I am confused now.
eating glass
crushing cans on your head
eating raw meat
having a beard
missing 2 or more teeth
wreastling crocodiles
being married to the same woman:D
gvmartialarts
01-03-2008, 06:13 PM
How about wrestling in crocodile shoes? Or is that the opposite of being tough?
And missing teeth, what about having your 4 wisdom teeth taken out? ;)
Viper
01-03-2008, 06:57 PM
If you had your wisdom teeth removed by a drunken biker covered in tats while he was smoking and was he wearing a muscle shirt that says "I love Muay Thai" out the back of the local pub then thats tough, but if you had it done by a dentist then thats not tough.
Shaz
gvmartialarts
01-03-2008, 07:18 PM
What a coincidence, that was exactly how it happened, but he was wearing crocodile shoes, so I am guessing still not tough?
Viper
01-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Umm, not sure Mat, I will do a google search and get back to you...
Shaz
warriorxxx
01-03-2008, 09:53 PM
thnk parr summed it up...do love guys yelling frm cars when ur running nd stuff tho.
DazMon
01-03-2008, 09:55 PM
Crocodile shoes is halfway there I reckon...
DazMon
01-03-2008, 09:56 PM
What does the 'OT:' mean in the subject???
fizzmo
01-03-2008, 09:57 PM
off topic
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 09:58 PM
depends if you wresteled the croc that you wearing then if you wrestled in those shoes then you would be tough
LXXIX
01-03-2008, 10:02 PM
quote:Originally posted by warriorxxx
thnk parr summed it up...do love guys yelling frm cars when ur running nd stuff tho.
yeah i love it 2 but its when they throw eggs at yoy while your running that sucks.it happened to me and walker the eggs struck him not me he made me chase down the car with him which was pointless cause we had just ran 10km add sprinting after a car going the oppisite way was not what i wanted to do.in the end the cxar won we couldnt chase them down and after we drove for about45 minutes trying to find them.He was not a happy chappy
Aaron Kerr
01-03-2008, 11:05 PM
I think I know what you mean Matt Hammer, some/alot of people out there do cover up there insecurities by "acting tough" etc.
My advice is to leave them to their own demise, they will either...
A) Eventually realise and overcome their insecurities, then go forward in life.
B) Carry on their path of self-destruction, until something drastic happens, e.g. a severe beating, a jail sentence, partner leaves them, friends no longer want to associate with them, or the death of a loved one etc
or
C) Carry on their path of self-destruction, until it's too late e.g. They get taken out by someone bigger and badder. They grow old, angry and lonely, or they end up taking themselves out.
Something you may want to concider is that some people are the way the are for a reason, a dramatic event can change a person for the worse e.g. The loss of a loved one, feelings of abandonment, being abused, feelings of rejection or failure etc, can make someone act differently, as they don't know how to overcome their feelings of hurt. Some go inward e.g. become withdrawn/depressed and at times suicidal, and others go outward e.g. "Act tough", become violent, become flirtateous, alter their appearance, or take big risks etc, as a way of masking their hurt.
Sometimes we need to stand back and try to understand one's actions, before judging and condemming them ...and give them a break from judging and condemming themselves.
Food for thought
Aaron Kerr
01-03-2008, 11:10 PM
Okay, that was a little deep :-D
imported_n/a
01-03-2008, 11:18 PM
Hey I think there are different tough ratings. For example a tattoo isnt the toughest thing in the world but it is a little bit tough, I know Ive done easier things than let someone pump ink into my skin with a needle, and even tougher are my Samoan buddies who do that ancient tribal tatooing, that is tough (to me), and then those people who get branding, that is tough (and stupid)!!!. I think fighting in the ring is a tough thing to do, facing your own demons, but imagine fighting in a war, it doesnt compare, so many comaprisons and variations on the toughness factor.
Hate those muthas that gang up on people in fights tho, dogs, its the weakest.
quote:Originally posted by Matt Hammer
I'm tired of all the hardcore blokes you see around these days. Everyone has a chip on their shoulder and is trying to act tough. So here's a list of things that don’t make a person tough. Feel free to add:
1 Being fat
2 Being ugly
3 Being bald
4 Tattoos
5 Smoking
6 Drinking
7 Swearing
8 Wearing a muay thai / tapout etc clothes
9 A big mouth
10 Riding a motorbike
11 a singlet or muscle shirt
I wouldnt call myself tough for doing most of the things listed there, I would rather use the term "Hard The F**k As!" ha ha.
DazMon
02-03-2008, 10:12 PM
Hey no-one mentioned going to the Dentist, now that is something we never look forward to...
LXXIX
02-03-2008, 11:49 PM
quote:Originally posted by DazMon
Hey no-one mentioned going to the Dentist, now that is something we never look forward to...
thats a lie....BRING ON THE HAPPY GAS:D:D:D
DazMon
03-03-2008, 01:20 AM
Can you still get that? I must be missing something.
duck6211
03-03-2008, 12:13 PM
So mr Hammer you should stop looking at every ones downfalls and look at the positives of people as this is what the real problem is ou there every one is to quick to judge some one
LXXIX
03-03-2008, 04:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by DazMon
Can you still get that? I must be missing something.
yes it is still used makes the dentist fun and most of the ride home:D
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