New Rhymes for Schiavello

[JKLA]

Paul and Janer sparked this idea for my topic, I think Schiavello could use some of our suggestions for new material (not that I don't like the current stuff)
Any fight rhymes out there that can be added to Schiavello's commentary?? (Mike, if anything good comes from this, I want recognition on fox sports!!!!)
Let me try start one off, here we go, amatuer at his best...

"oh, he is doing more dodging and weaving than Suddam in the Persian Gulf"

[JKLA]

Wowowowo, I got another

"He's going down quicker than a virgin on prom night"

[harls]

How about "he's more tired than a Kings Cross callgirl".

[Mr. T]

Micheal,
I reckon your commentry on Fox Sports is 1st class. In its self it can sometimes be even more entertaining than some of the fights. I don't think I'll ever get tired of classic lines of yours such as " taking more knocks than the front door", "the BIG KABOSH", "BILLY MAHHHMU", "more hits than the internet". They make me laugh just writing them. Keep up the good work mate.

[harls]

Yeah I agree, Hammer and yourself do make some of the most boring bouts more entertaining(especially Tarik's undercard fights!!), especially when you guys disagree with each other- "His going down, his going down!!", " No he's not Michael".<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>



Edited by - harls on 26 Mar 2003 14:48:38

[paul c]

Actually, my favourite commentary didn't have much to do with the fight, but I found the persistency of the bumbag commentary pretty funny.

It took me back to Roy and H.G fashion comments while calling the Greco Roman wrestling during the Sydney Olympics. Man those guys were hillarious.

Hehe, do you guys remember 'The Dog' in Creco Roman.

[joncav]

Great topic guys, my two favorites
"He's taking more battering than a piece of flake"
and the classic
"He's all over him like a greek on a souvlaki"
Notice the underlying theme of food! :)

Mike, it's comments like these that make the commentary so entertaining. Keep it up, and i will try and make a contribution to some new ones for you!

[BULLET]

what about this one:

"he's off like a bulldog eating custard"

or

"he's out like hypercolour tshirts"

my fav so far is JKLA's
"He's going down quicker than a virgin on prom night"

[admin]

LOL!!

You guys crack me up... I'm flattered though, thank you :)

By the way JKLA, when Jeremy Allen knocked out Darren Reecen in 9 seconds on Judgement Day last year I said 'He's gone down quicker than a first date!' ... so sorta done that one :)

But hey... i'm laughing reading all these suggestions! Thanks!

May the Big Kabosh and Big Bok Choy be with you all!

MICHAEL SCHIAVELLO
- Editor -
INTERNATIONAL KICKBOXER
FOX SPORTS
SKY TV NZ

[JKLA]

Thanks for pointing this out to me Jedi Commentator Master, I will seek new material!
Untill then, Goodnight Irene

[JANER]

Hey Michael, how do you remember them all!?!

[Dynamite Drew]

You guys might not like what im about to say , but this is a forum and im allowed to state my opinion.

I wish the commentators would cut all the crap out and just call the fight.

When i watch fights in Oz on tv , i always turn off the volume and listen to a cd or something as i find it extremely annoying hearing commentators waffle on with so much crap

cheers
Drew

We who are truely brave will never live in fear!

[paul c]

I just heard

"More Hooks than a tackle box" while watching the K-1 anihilation video the other day.

Hehe, very funny.


Mr T pretty much sums up my oppinion. There have been some terribly boring fights, and I think Michael and Hammer at least can keep most of us from getting up to switch the sprinklers off, or go and make a coffee and snack.

[JKLA]

Paul, you are right. I've watched some American KB coverage, and when there's a boring fight, you just wanna change the channel. Mike and Mark do rev it up a bit, making boring fights more interesting. I guess if there's people who don't like em, well they do have the option of turning down the volume.

Cheers

[paul c]

We should make this a best rhyme competition.

Whomever comes up with the whackiest, Original or not, it doesn't matter. As long as it's funny. Hehe, I'm sure Michael won't mind you borrowing one of his for the sake of a little fun.

The best rhyme winner gets a print package of the 3 prints below. All are A3, or approx 15x11 inches photo quality paper and not thin poster stuff. Approx value $180. I've just had the same 3 images mounted and framed for my studio.

Hey guys, it's getting pretty quiet on all the forums lately.
Please post more often.





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[Rickstar]

How about these-

he's taking more jabs than a diabetic.
more belts than queen vic market.
He's doing more ducking than the iraqi soldiers
he's got more oil than mobil

and he's taking more water than the titanic


Increase the peace. Rickstar

[Dowgy]

He's been kicked more times than the Sherrin last weekend
He's taking more punishment than the Hammer at the local S&M parlour!
He's had more KO's than Schiavello's had meat pies

[Rickstar]

-He's got more bruising than a month old banana
-his guard is tighter than a house full of nuns
-More hits than elvis presley
-He has been kicked harder than chinese arithmetic
-(for a skinny guy) he looks as though he could tread water in a test tube hammer!

That's all for now!
Rickstar.

[paul c]

Hehe,

Rickstar, that's a beauty about treading water.

[Jack Mackeral]

Crikey Hammer, the winner of this fight will be harder to pick than a broken nose.
.
This bloke has more angles than a geometry set.

He's been hit with that many left hooks, he's begging for a right.

[paul c]

Hehe, I can just imagine the broken nose pain.


For a fighter with bad teath.


Geez Hammer, this bloke could eat an apple through a tennis racket.



Geez, whose going to pick the winner?
Maybe we can get Michael to do it in say a week?

[Rickstar]

How about these-

-He has seen more of the ring than Molly Meldrum
- He has hit the canvas more times than pro hart
-his trainer has more instructions than a meccano set

[paul c]

hehe,


lol @ more ring than Molly.

[Rickstar]

Paul.c.
Man it's about time schiavello used some of this **** we work so tirelessly to introduce to the kickboxing world. Get him to judge this **** and use the lines. Help out the little men of the sport, give us all some exposure. I swear if my friends heard one of my ****ty lines on foxtel i would be made mayor of my little town.

Come on Mickey help a nigger out, dig deep and find it in your heart to throw away the old favourites and use some of the new ****. Even Howard Lee is coming up with new material.

So Paul- help me out here man! get me on air. Just one corny little line. It's all i need

Thanx man.
Increase the Peace- Rickstar

[paul c]

Well, I reckon you win Rickstar.

Are you going to be at the Solak Show?

If not, send your mailing address,
I have a bunch of stuff to send out this week.
Sorry about the delay to the video guys.

cavka@iprimus.com.au

[Shane]

Hey Rickstar your a funny bloke,

[sniffa]

-More knocks than a st kilda hooker-
-Hes hit the canvas harder than tommy hits pammy lee-
-Ive seen more hits than freedy mercury has seen bums-
-This guys has copped more bombs than iraq-

[Rickstar]

Cheers Paul.

If you didn't get my e-mail, then just post and i will give it again. If so- then thanx again mate, ur in the upper echelon of people in the kickboxing community- right up their with Ben Smullens.

[paul c]

Rickstar,

I didn't get your email.

[Martin]

I know you have a winner already, but I thought I would add my two cents worth (just for the thrill of it!).

"This guys has . . .
. . . more weaves than a Persian rug
. . . more weaves than a toupee convention
. . . more kicks than a chorus line
. . . taken more punches in the ring than Liberace
. . . been hit with so many bombs he must be hiding Saddam
. . . missed more targets than the US Airforce
. . . copped more hits than downtown Bhagdad
. . . laid more people out than SARS
. . . scored like the Hammer at Braille Institute Prom"

Keep up the good work guys!

Martin

[kahstallion]

hes had the taste slapped from his mouth , the yellow slapped from his teeth.the weapon of mass destruction has been destroyed ( andrew peck lol ),hes been sat on his ass faster than the fat lady that sat down down too fast.

[JKLA]

Noticed a post from Martin about Sars..

Here's one on that theme:
"He's covering up more than JKLA in China against SARS"

(Yes folks, I am still alive, fit and ready to POST!)

[paul c]

JKLA,

That stuff is getting seriously bad buddy.

Get out now.

[JKLA]

only 14 days to go, and I am outta here faster than Ozkan seeing red.

[BULLET]

OK WHAT ABOUT THIS:

HE'S OFF LIKE A BULLDOG EATING CUSTARD!!